L.O.W.D. or LOWD
Someone you adore who can't remember your name and thinks you're a thief.
My L. O. W. D. took my phone and said, 'You stole it from me!' I was just trying to call them.
They kept telling me I was a 'f***ing thief' because I brought them soup.
I tried to hug my L. O. W. D., and they said, 'Don't touch me, I hate you!'