L.O.W.D. or LOWD - Someone you love who can't remember your face and thinks you

Someone you love who can't remember your face and thinks you're a total f***ing disaster.

My L. O. W. D. saw me and said, 'You're a f***ing mess!' and then forgot I was there.

They kept telling me I was a 'disaster' and then asked for a sandwich.

I walked in the room, and my L. O. W. D. said, 'You're a f***ing nightmare!' and then cried.