L.O.W.D. or LOWD
Someone you love who can't remember your name and thinks you're a total f***ing f***er.
My L. O. W. D. told me, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then forgot my name.
They screamed, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then asked for a snack.
I tried to talk to my L. O. W. D., and they said, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then cried.