L.O.E.G.

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A group of old guys who think they're still cool. Sean Connery is there because he’s still got a six-pack and a ego bigger than a warehouse.

My grandpa joined L. O. E. G. because he thought it was a gym for retirees.

I tried to convince my dad to join L. O. E. G. He said it was just a bunch of old men playing dress-up.

My uncle said L. O. E. G. was the only place where being a ‘gentleman’ means you can still curse at people.

A bunch of guys who think they’re superheroes, but they’re just middle-aged and still hung up on 007.

My cousin joined L. O. E. G. because he thought he was going to be a spy.

My dad’s L. O. E. G. membership was just an excuse to take a nap in a suit.

My uncle said he joined because he thought it would make him look more important than his job.

A posse of old men who still think they’re fancy, and they all know Sean Connery is the reason they’re still relevant.

My grandpa’s L. O. E. G. membership is just a way to avoid talking to his kids.

My uncle joined L. O. E. G. because he thought it was a club for people who still use cologne.

I tried to leave L. O. E. G. but Sean Connery wouldn’t let me.