L.O.E.G.
A bunch of guys who think they’re superheroes, but they’re just middle-aged and still hung up on 007.
My cousin joined L. O. E. G. because he thought he was going to be a spy.
My dad’s L. O. E. G. membership was just an excuse to take a nap in a suit.
My uncle said he joined because he thought it would make him look more important than his job.