L.O.E.G.
A posse of old men who still think they’re fancy, and they all know Sean Connery is the reason they’re still relevant.
My grandpa’s L. O. E. G. membership is just a way to avoid talking to his kids.
My uncle joined L. O. E. G. because he thought it was a club for people who still use cologne.
I tried to leave L. O. E. G. but Sean Connery wouldn’t let me.