L.O.E.G.
A group of old guys who think they're still cool. Sean Connery is there because he’s still got a six-pack and a ego bigger than a warehouse.
My grandpa joined L. O. E. G. because he thought it was a gym for retirees.
I tried to convince my dad to join L. O. E. G. He said it was just a bunch of old men playing dress-up.
My uncle said L. O. E. G. was the only place where being a ‘gentleman’ means you can still curse at people.