Lainier

Lainier is a sucker who lets everyone walk all over them. They listen to your problems like they’re the best friend you ever had, but they can’t fix anything. They’ll try to make you feel better, but most of the time it just makes you want to punch them.

Lainier is like a doormat that everyone steps on. They’re nice, but they’re also clueless. They’ll sit there and let you vent about your life, but they don’t have a clue how to help you. They’re loyal, but only because they’re too scared to leave.

Lainier is the type of person who will listen to your whole life story and then say 'that’s cool.' They’re loyal to a fault, but they’re also too dumb to know when to stop being nice. They’ll let you take advantage of them until they’re completely broke.

Lainier is like a goldfish. They listen to everything you say, but they don’t understand anything. They’ll try to make you feel better, but they’ll probably say something stupid. They’re loyal, but only because they don’t know any better.

Lainier is a walking billboard that says 'Take Advantage Of Me.' They listen to your problems like they’re the best friend you ever had, but they can’t fix anything. They’re loyal, but they’re also too dumb to know when to stop being nice.