Lainier
Lainier is a sucker who lets everyone walk all over them. They listen to your problems like they’re the best friend you ever had, but they can’t fix anything. They’ll try to make you feel better, but most of the time it just makes you want to punch them.
'I told you I was gonna fail math again, and you said I’d be fine. Now I have a D and I’m crying in the hallway.'
'You said you’d help me move. Now I have a broken back and a dead cat.'
'You said you’d never cheat on me. Now you’re cheating on me with my best friend.'