lagphobia

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when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to ruin your day. you're talking and she lags like she's got a death wish. you're so fed up you're ready to punch a wall.

You: Hey, what's up? Her: (30 minutes later) Hey, what's up?

You: I'm telling you the best meme ever. Her: (1 hour later) I'm telling you the best meme ever.

You: I'm about to pass out. Her: (2 hours later) I'm about to pass out.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

when a girl lags so bad it's like she's trying to make you lose your mind. you're in the middle of a convo and she lags like she's got a grudge against you.

You: I'm about to cry. Her: (1 hour later) I'm about to cry.

You: This is the worst convo ever. Her: (2 hours later) This is the worst convo ever.

You: I'm done. Her: (30 minutes later) I'm done.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

when a girl lags so much you're like, why are you even talking to me? she lags so much it's like she's trying to make your brain explode.

You: I'm dying. Her: (1 hour later) I'm dying.

You: This is the worst thing ever. Her: (2 hours later) This is the worst thing ever.

You: I'm going to scream. Her: (30 minutes later) I'm going to scream.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

when a girl lags so much it feels like she's trying to drag you into the void. you're in a convo and she lags like she's got no respect for you.

You: I'm going to die. Her: (1 hour later) I'm going to die.

You: This is the worst day ever. Her: (2 hours later) This is the worst day ever.

You: I'm going to cry. Her: (30 minutes later) I'm going to cry.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to make your brain shut down. you're in the middle of a convo and she lags like she's got a personal vendetta against you.

You: I'm about to break. Her: (1 hour later) I'm about to break.

You: I'm dying of boredom. Her: (2 hours later) I'm dying of boredom.

You: I can't take it anymore. Her: (30 minutes later) I can't take it anymore.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to steal your life. you're in the middle of a convo and she lags like she's got a grudge against your whole existence.

You: I'm going to die of lag. Her: (1 hour later) I'm going to die of lag.

You: I'm going to go insane. Her: (2 hours later) I'm going to go insane.

You: I can't handle this anymore. Her: (30 minutes later) I can't handle this anymore.

by Slangipedia 10h ago