lagphobia
when a girl lags so much you're like, why are you even talking to me? she lags so much it's like she's trying to make your brain explode.
You: I'm dying. Her: (1 hour later) I'm dying.
You: This is the worst thing ever. Her: (2 hours later) This is the worst thing ever.
You: I'm going to scream. Her: (30 minutes later) I'm going to scream.