lagphobia
when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to steal your life. you're in the middle of a convo and she lags like she's got a grudge against your whole existence.
You: I'm going to die of lag. Her: (1 hour later) I'm going to die of lag.
You: I'm going to go insane. Her: (2 hours later) I'm going to go insane.
You: I can't handle this anymore. Her: (30 minutes later) I can't handle this anymore.