lagphobia
when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to make your brain shut down. you're in the middle of a convo and she lags like she's got a personal vendetta against you.
You: I'm about to break. Her: (1 hour later) I'm about to break.
You: I'm dying of boredom. Her: (2 hours later) I'm dying of boredom.
You: I can't take it anymore. Her: (30 minutes later) I can't take it anymore.