Lagos cab

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Cheapskate mini-cabs in London that don’t have a license. They hang out near pubs like drunk rats waiting for a snack. You tell them where to go, and they’ll try to rip you off when you get there.

I hailed a Lagos cab at 2 AM. He took me to the airport and said it was £20. I said it was £10. He said I was a liar. I said he was a liar. We both were.

My Lagos cab driver took me to the club, but then said I had to pay for his pint. I said no. He said yes. I said no. He said yes. I gave him a finger.

I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me home.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a genius.' He said, 'I'm a crook.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Unlicensed mini-cabs in London that are like feral monkeys. They shout at you, they argue about the fare, and they always take the long way home. You might end up paying for their dinner.

My Lagos cab driver said he was going to take me to the airport. He took me to the pub first. I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I threw my phone out the window.

I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me to the station.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'

My Lagos cab driver took me to the club. He said, 'I'm going to take you to the bar first.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'You're a fool.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Cheap mini-cabs in London that don't know the difference between a street and a highway. They argue about the fare like they're in a boxing match. You might end up paying for their lunch.

I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me home.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're both wrong.'

My Lagos cab driver took me to the airport. He said, 'I'm going to take you to the bar first.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'You're a fool.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'

I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me to the station.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're both wrong.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago