Lagos cab
Unlicensed mini-cabs in London that are like feral monkeys. They shout at you, they argue about the fare, and they always take the long way home. You might end up paying for their dinner.
My Lagos cab driver said he was going to take me to the airport. He took me to the pub first. I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I threw my phone out the window.
I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me to the station.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'
My Lagos cab driver took me to the club. He said, 'I'm going to take you to the bar first.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'You're a fool.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'