Lagos cab
Cheap mini-cabs in London that don't know the difference between a street and a highway. They argue about the fare like they're in a boxing match. You might end up paying for their lunch.
I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me home.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're both wrong.'
My Lagos cab driver took me to the airport. He said, 'I'm going to take you to the bar first.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'You're a fool.' He said, 'I'm a genius.'
I got in a Lagos cab and said, 'Take me to the station.' He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you.' I said, 'I'll pay you.' He said, 'I'll take you.' I said, 'You're a crook.' He said, 'I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're both wrong.'