lag monkey

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Lag monkeys are the sneaky bastards who steal your internet so they can watch p*rn all day while you’re stuck buffering like a broken video game.

My mom’s watching cat videos and my Netflix is buffering like it’s in a traffic jam.

I tried to play Fortnite and it took forever to load. My brother was watching p*rn the whole time.

My internet is slower than my grandma’s walking speed. Lag monkeys are probably at it again.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Lag monkeys are the reason your internet is slower than a turtle on a nap. They’re probably watching p*rn and not caring about your life.

I was trying to do my homework and my internet was slower than my dog’s brain. Lag monkeys are probably laughing at me.

My dad’s watching p*rn and my video call with my best friend is lagging like it’s in slow motion.

My internet is so slow it took me 10 minutes to load a cat picture. Lag monkeys are the worst.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Lag monkeys are the sneaky jerks who use up your internet so they can watch p*rn instead of doing anything productive. They’re the reason your life is a mess.

I was trying to watch my favorite show and it kept pausing. My brother was watching p*rn the whole time.

My internet is slower than my math test. Lag monkeys are probably eating my bandwidth like it’s a snack.

I tried to stream my favorite game and it took forever to load. Lag monkeys are at it again.

by Slangipedia 9h ago