lag monkey
Lag monkeys are the sneaky bastards who steal your internet so they can watch p*rn all day while you’re stuck buffering like a broken video game.
My mom’s watching cat videos and my Netflix is buffering like it’s in a traffic jam.
I tried to play Fortnite and it took forever to load. My brother was watching p*rn the whole time.
My internet is slower than my grandma’s walking speed. Lag monkeys are probably at it again.