lag monkey - Lag monkeys are the reason your internet is slower than a tu

Lag monkeys are the reason your internet is slower than a turtle on a nap. They’re probably watching p*rn and not caring about your life.

I was trying to do my homework and my internet was slower than my dog’s brain. Lag monkeys are probably laughing at me.

My dad’s watching p*rn and my video call with my best friend is lagging like it’s in slow motion.

My internet is so slow it took me 10 minutes to load a cat picture. Lag monkeys are the worst.