lag monkey
Lag monkeys are the sneaky jerks who use up your internet so they can watch p*rn instead of doing anything productive. They’re the reason your life is a mess.
I was trying to watch my favorite show and it kept pausing. My brother was watching p*rn the whole time.
My internet is slower than my math test. Lag monkeys are probably eating my bandwidth like it’s a snack.
I tried to stream my favorite game and it took forever to load. Lag monkeys are at it again.