lady-kaddy

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A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like old coffee. She’s got the brainpower of a genius and the attitude of a grumpy cat.
@ladykaddy just turned my essay into a masterpiece. I now have 3000 words and one very confused teacher.
My dog tried to write a book. It’s not a lady-kaddy. It’s a dog with a very bad idea.
I called my mom a lady-kaddy. She now writes sonnets about my bad hair.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes boys cry, teachers lose their minds, and your lunch break feel like a prison sentence.
My lunch break was 15 minutes. I spent 13 of them reading a lady-kaddy’s tweet about existential dread.
My crush is a lady-kaddy. He writes poetry. I write sentences. I’m doomed.
My teacher gave me detention for copying a lady-kaddy’s essay. She didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lady-kaddy is a woman with the writing skills of a wizard and the brain of a superhero. She makes your brain feel like it just ran a marathon.
My brain feels like it ran a marathon after reading a lady-kaddy’s essay. I now have a headache and a very proud teacher.
I asked my friend if she was a lady-kaddy. She said no. Then she wrote a poem about my face. Now I’m questioning everything.
My dog ate my essay. I called my mom a lady-kaddy. She rewrote it in 10 minutes. I now have a new respect for her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. She’s got more creativity than a crayon box and more brainpower than a calculator.
My brain is on fire. It’s because of a lady-kaddy’s essay. I now have a very confused teacher and a very smug me.
I asked my crush if he was a lady-kaddy. He said no. Then he wrote a song about me. I now have a crush on him and a very confused brain.
My dog tried to write a story. It’s not a lady-kaddy. It’s a dog with a very bad idea and a very smelly brain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck. She’s got more creativity than a rainbow and more brainpower than a robot.
My brain was hit by a truck. It was because of a lady-kaddy’s essay. I now have a very confused teacher and a very smug me.
I asked my mom if she was a lady-kaddy. She said no. Then she wrote a book about my life. Now I have a new respect for her and a very smelly brain.
My dog tried to write a book. It’s not a lady-kaddy. It’s a dog with a very bad idea and a very smelly brain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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