lady-kaddy
A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes boys cry, teachers lose their minds, and your lunch break feel like a prison sentence.
My lunch break was 15 minutes. I spent 13 of them reading a lady-kaddy’s tweet about existential dread.
My crush is a lady-kaddy. He writes poetry. I write sentences. I’m doomed.
My teacher gave me detention for copying a lady-kaddy’s essay. She didn’t even notice.