lady-kaddy
A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. She’s got more creativity than a crayon box and more brainpower than a calculator.
My brain is on fire. It’s because of a lady-kaddy’s essay. I now have a very confused teacher and a very smug me.
I asked my crush if he was a lady-kaddy. He said no. Then he wrote a song about me. I now have a crush on him and a very confused brain.
My dog tried to write a story. It’s not a lady-kaddy. It’s a dog with a very bad idea and a very smelly brain.