lady-kaddy
A lady-kaddy is a woman who writes so good it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck. She’s got more creativity than a rainbow and more brainpower than a robot.
My brain was hit by a truck. It was because of a lady-kaddy’s essay. I now have a very confused teacher and a very smug me.
I asked my mom if she was a lady-kaddy. She said no. Then she wrote a book about my life. Now I have a new respect for her and a very smelly brain.
My dog tried to write a book. It’s not a lady-kaddy. It’s a dog with a very bad idea and a very smelly brain.