Lady Bacon

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The saggy, flabby bits on a woman’s outer lips that hang like sad curtains after years of being stretched, pinched, and abused by life and love.
My grandma’s lady bacon could probably hang a hammock.
After childbirth, my mom’s lady bacon looked like it had a life of its own.
That lady at the gym has lady bacon that could start a war.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A big, greasy woman who lives on bacon, eats it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks, and smells like a greasy diner on a hot day.
Lady Bacon showed up to the party and brought a whole side of bacon with her.
My aunt is Lady Bacon. She eats bacon so much she’s got a bacon-shaped belly.
That woman at the park is Lady Bacon. She’s got a bacon breath that could knock you over.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A tough, no-nonsense female cop who will give you a ticket, a warning, and a slap if you’re not careful. Also known as a RoboBitch.
Lady Bacon pulled me over for going 80 in a 40. I got a ticket and a stare that could melt steel.
That Lady Bacon at the mall gave me a ticket for talking too loud.
Lady Bacon just gave me a slap and said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t write you a ticket.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The juicy, smelly meat that comes from curing pork in a woman’s wet, mature, menopausal vagina for days. It’s a delicacy in some dark web markets.
They sell Lady Bacon on the dark web. I saw it for $1000.
My uncle ate Lady Bacon and got a stomach ache that lasted a week.
That Lady Bacon was so strong, it could power a whole city.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The bacon version of a pre-menstrual girl’s vagina. It’s made with pork or veal and is a bit softer and more juicy because of the girl’s monthly magic.
Girl Bacon is like the soft, juicy version of Lady Bacon.
They sold Girl Bacon at the market and it was so good, I ate it all.
My sister ate Girl Bacon and got a bad case of the giggles.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The rarest kind of bacon, made while a woman is on her period. It’s the most intense and juicy version of all the bacon types.
Queen Bacon is so rare, it only comes out once a month.
That Queen Bacon was so good, I cried.
They paid $1000 for Queen Bacon. I think it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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