Lady Bacon - A tough, no-nonsense female cop who will give you a ticket,

A tough, no-nonsense female cop who will give you a ticket, a warning, and a slap if you’re not careful. Also known as a RoboBitch.

Lady Bacon pulled me over for going 80 in a 40. I got a ticket and a stare that could melt steel.

That Lady Bacon at the mall gave me a ticket for talking too loud.

Lady Bacon just gave me a slap and said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t write you a ticket.’