Lady Bacon
The juicy, smelly meat that comes from curing pork in a woman’s wet, mature, menopausal vagina for days. It’s a delicacy in some dark web markets.
They sell Lady Bacon on the dark web. I saw it for $1000.
My uncle ate Lady Bacon and got a stomach ache that lasted a week.
That Lady Bacon was so strong, it could power a whole city.