Lady Bacon
A big, greasy woman who lives on bacon, eats it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks, and smells like a greasy diner on a hot day.
Lady Bacon showed up to the party and brought a whole side of bacon with her.
My aunt is Lady Bacon. She eats bacon so much she’s got a bacon-shaped belly.
That woman at the park is Lady Bacon. She’s got a bacon breath that could knock you over.