Lactophoriaictus

Current Trending

1 views · Added 9d ago · 6 definitions

Getting blasted off by a chick while chomping on her boob and being squeezed like a sardine. Call it Lactus if you want to sound cool.

I got Lactophoriaictus in the back of the bus. She held me like a toddler.

He was Lactus-ing in the bathroom while I waited for my turn.

She gave me Lactus while I was eating a taco. I dropped it.

Getting cummed on by a girl while nibbling her tit and being hugged like a pillow. Lactus is the nickname for this glory.

He got Lactophoriaictus in the gym. The barbell fell over.

I was Lactus-ing in the car. My mom yelled at me.

She Lactus-ed me while I was taking a nap. I woke up sticky.

Getting shot off by a woman while slurping her breast and being squeezed like a lemon. Lactus is the short version for this madness.

He got Lactophoriaictus during a Zoom call. His boss saw everything.

I was Lactus-ing in the park. A dog ran up and barked at me.

She Lactus-ed me in the kitchen. I spilled my coffee.

Getting drenched by a girl while chewing her tit and being held like a baby. Lactus is the tiny name for this awesome thing.

He got Lactophoriaictus in the movie theater. The popcorn got soggy.

I was Lactus-ing in the hallway. My friend walked in and laughed.

She Lactus-ed me while I was playing video games. I lost the match.

Getting flooded by a girl while munching on her tit and being squeezed like a potato. Lactus is the nickname for this fun.

He got Lactophoriaictus in the car. The music was too loud.

I was Lactus-ing in the classroom. The teacher walked in and flipped.

She Lactus-ed me while I was eating pizza. I dropped the slice.

Getting drenched by a woman while gnawing her tit and being hugged like a blanket. Lactus is the short way to say this awesome thing.

He got Lactophoriaictus in the mall. The security guard saw it all.

I was Lactus-ing in the kitchen. My sister walked in and screamed.

She Lactus-ed me while I was watching TV. I missed the show.