Lactophoriaictus
Getting shot off by a woman while slurping her breast and being squeezed like a lemon. Lactus is the short version for this madness.
He got Lactophoriaictus during a Zoom call. His boss saw everything.
I was Lactus-ing in the park. A dog ran up and barked at me.
She Lactus-ed me in the kitchen. I spilled my coffee.