Lactophoriaictus
Getting drenched by a girl while chewing her tit and being held like a baby. Lactus is the tiny name for this awesome thing.
He got Lactophoriaictus in the movie theater. The popcorn got soggy.
I was Lactus-ing in the hallway. My friend walked in and laughed.
She Lactus-ed me while I was playing video games. I lost the match.