Lactophoriaictus
Getting drenched by a woman while gnawing her tit and being hugged like a blanket. Lactus is the short way to say this awesome thing.
He got Lactophoriaictus in the mall. The security guard saw it all.
I was Lactus-ing in the kitchen. My sister walked in and screamed.
She Lactus-ed me while I was watching TV. I missed the show.