lactomongulate

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To rip the open half of the milk carton so bad it looks like it got run over by a truck and then cursed at.

I tried to pour my milk and it looked like it had a fight with a bear.

My carton was so broken I had to drink it like it was a punishment.

The milk was so destroyed I felt bad for it.

When you tear the milk carton so bad you have to drink it from the back side like it's a crime scene.

I had to drink my milk from the illegal side because I was too lazy to fix it.

The carton looked like it had been through a blender and a jail.

I drank milk from the wrong side and it was like a betrayal.

To smash the milk carton so hard it screams for help and you have to use the other side like it's the only option left.

I crushed my milk carton so hard it cried and I had to drink it from the other side.

My carton was so broken it looked like it had been hit by a bat and then a bullet.

I drank my milk from the wrong side because I was too tired to fix it.

To break the milk carton so bad it looks like it got into a fight and you have to drink it from the back like it's a last resort.

I broke my milk carton so bad it looked like it had a black eye and a broken nose.

I had to drink from the illegal side because I was too lazy to fix it.

My carton looked like it had been in a car crash and I had to drink it from the back.

To rip the milk carton to pieces so bad you have to drink it from the other side like it's the only way out.

I ripped my milk carton to shreds and had to drink it from the illegal side.

My carton looked like it had been torn apart by a dog and I had to drink it from the other side.

I destroyed my milk carton so much I had to drink it from the back like it was a prison break.

To tear the milk carton so badly it looks like it was tortured and you have to drink it from the other side like it’s the only way.

I tortured my milk carton so bad it looked like it had been through a nightmare.

I had to drink my milk from the illegal side because I was too cruel to fix it.

My carton was so broken it looked like it had been chained and beaten.