lactomongulate
To rip the milk carton to pieces so bad you have to drink it from the other side like it's the only way out.
I ripped my milk carton to shreds and had to drink it from the illegal side.
My carton looked like it had been torn apart by a dog and I had to drink it from the other side.
I destroyed my milk carton so much I had to drink it from the back like it was a prison break.