lactomongulate
To smash the milk carton so hard it screams for help and you have to use the other side like it's the only option left.
I crushed my milk carton so hard it cried and I had to drink it from the other side.
My carton was so broken it looked like it had been hit by a bat and then a bullet.
I drank my milk from the wrong side because I was too tired to fix it.