lactomongulate
To break the milk carton so bad it looks like it got into a fight and you have to drink it from the back like it's a last resort.
I broke my milk carton so bad it looked like it had a black eye and a broken nose.
I had to drink from the illegal side because I was too lazy to fix it.
My carton looked like it had been in a car crash and I had to drink it from the back.