Lacrymology

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A fake science made up by some tool to make emo kids waste money on stupid CDs and cry about it.

My friend spent $20 on a Tool CD because he thought it would make him less sad about his ex.

I tried to explain lacrymology to my dog. He just stared at me like I was a bad person.

My teacher called lacrymology 'the science of sad people' and I got a D for being too funny about it.

A dumb subject that Tool made up to make people feel like crying is a big deal and not just a normal thing.

My mom took a lacrymology class and now she cries about everything, even the toaster.

My brother thinks lacrymology is a real thing and tries to explain it to my cat every day.

I got detention for making a joke about lacrymology in class, and now I hate Tool.

A made-up science that Tool made so people could waste their time and money crying over stupid songs.

I bought a lacrymology book and now I know how to cry properly. It’s not easy.

My friend cried so much during a lacrymology lesson that he turned into a puddle.

My teacher said lacrymology is 'the art of being a crybaby' and now I get extra homework.

A fake science that Tool invented to make people feel like crying is important and not just a normal thing that everyone does.

My dad took a lacrymology class and now he cries about the weather.

I tried to be a lacrymologist, but I failed because I couldn’t cry about a broken pencil.

My teacher said lacrymology is 'the science of being a total crybaby' and I got a C for being too much.

A stupid fake subject that Tool made up so people would buy their CDs and cry about it like it was a real thing.

I cried so much during a lacrymology test that my paper got wet and I failed.

My brother tried to be a lacrymologist and now he cries about everything, even his shoes.

My teacher called lacrymology 'the art of making people cry for no reason' and I thought that was funny.