Lacrymology
A stupid fake subject that Tool made up so people would buy their CDs and cry about it like it was a real thing.
I cried so much during a lacrymology test that my paper got wet and I failed.
My brother tried to be a lacrymologist and now he cries about everything, even his shoes.
My teacher called lacrymology 'the art of making people cry for no reason' and I thought that was funny.