Lacrymology
A made-up science that Tool made so people could waste their time and money crying over stupid songs.
I bought a lacrymology book and now I know how to cry properly. It’s not easy.
My friend cried so much during a lacrymology lesson that he turned into a puddle.
My teacher said lacrymology is 'the art of being a crybaby' and now I get extra homework.