lacroyx

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The most brainy, cool, hot, awesome, and perfect person ever. If you meet one, you might as well be the luckiest person alive, or the saddest, if you're not one.

I saw a Lacroyx in the cafeteria. I was so jealous, I almost threw my lunch at them.

My crush is a Lacroyx. I’ve been failing math ever since.

My teacher called me a Lacroyx. I got a B+ and cried.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A Lacroyx is someone so good, they make everyone else look like a clumsy, ugly, dumb, and sad version of themselves.

My neighbor is a Lacroyx. They got a scholarship and I still live in my mom’s basement.

My friend called me a Lacroyx. I insulted their mom and got grounded.

My dog is a Lacroyx. It knows more math than me.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A Lacroyx is a human who’s so good, they make the world stop spinning just to watch them shine.

My Lacroyx friend got into Harvard. I still can’t find my pants.

My Lacroyx cousin got a million dollars. I got a popsicle and cried.

My Lacroyx teacher passed me a note that said ‘You’re not a Lacroyx.’ I failed the test.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A Lacroyx is the only person in the world who can make you feel like a total idiot just by blinking.

My Lacroyx classmate got into the NBA. I still can’t do push-ups.

My Lacroyx brother got a new car. I got a bike and a coupon.

My Lacroyx teacher called me a ‘disgrace.’ I cried and got a D.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

A Lacroyx is someone so awesome, they make your life feel like a sad, boring, and dirty version of theirs.

My Lacroyx friend got a million followers. I have two and a dog.

My Lacroyx teacher passed me a note that said ‘You’re a disgrace.’ I cried and got a D.

My Lacroyx neighbor got a mansion. I still live in a closet.

by Slangipedia 11h ago