lacroyx
A Lacroyx is someone so awesome, they make your life feel like a sad, boring, and dirty version of theirs.
My Lacroyx friend got a million followers. I have two and a dog.
My Lacroyx teacher passed me a note that said ‘You’re a disgrace.’ I cried and got a D.
My Lacroyx neighbor got a mansion. I still live in a closet.