lacroyx
The most brainy, cool, hot, awesome, and perfect person ever. If you meet one, you might as well be the luckiest person alive, or the saddest, if you're not one.
I saw a Lacroyx in the cafeteria. I was so jealous, I almost threw my lunch at them.
My crush is a Lacroyx. I’ve been failing math ever since.
My teacher called me a Lacroyx. I got a B+ and cried.