lacroyx
A Lacroyx is a human who’s so good, they make the world stop spinning just to watch them shine.
My Lacroyx friend got into Harvard. I still can’t find my pants.
My Lacroyx cousin got a million dollars. I got a popsicle and cried.
My Lacroyx teacher passed me a note that said ‘You’re not a Lacroyx.’ I failed the test.