lacrosser

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A f-awesome lacrosse player who thinks they're better than everyone else because they have a stick and a fancy uniform.

"You're just a lacrosser, not a real athlete!", from a kid who can't even dribble a basketball.

"I can beat you at soccer, you fake lacrosser!", said by someone who only knows how to kick a ball.

DM: "You're not a real athlete, you're just a lacrosser.", from a guy who plays video games all day.

The only sport where rich white kids think they're the best just because they have a stick and a helmet.

"Why do you play lacrosse? You're rich enough to have a personal trainer!", said by a kid who can't even do push-ups.

"Lacrosse is for rich kids who think they're tough.", from someone who plays video games in a basement.

Text from a friend: "You're just a lacrosser, not a real person."

A sport for the un-athletic, the weak, and the ones who think they're cool just because they wear a helmet.

"Lacrosse is for people who can't even run a mile.", said by someone who walks to school.

DM: "Why do you play lacrosse? You're not even athletic!", from a kid who can't do 10 sit-ups.

"Lacrossers are the weakest of the weak.", from someone who can't even ride a bike.

You play lacrosse because you didn't have the guts to play football and failed your life.

"You're just a lacrosser because you couldn't handle football.", said by someone who failed PE.

Text: "Lacrosser? You're just a football dropout.", from a kid who got kicked off the team.

DM: "You're a lacrosser because you're too scared to play football.", from a guy who can't even tackle someone.

A spring sport for the kids who can't hit a curve ball and think they're tough because they have a stick.

"Lacrosse is for people who can't even hit a baseball.", said by a kid who failed baseball.

Text: "You're just a lacrosser, not a real baseball player.", from someone who can't even catch a ball.

DM: "You're a spring sport failure, not a real athlete.", from someone who thinks they're tough.

A sport played only by rich, privileged, white kids who think they're cool just because they have a stick and a helmet.

"Lacrosse is just for rich white kids who think they're cool.", from someone who plays video games in a basement.

Text: "You're a lacrosser, not a real person.", from someone who thinks they're better.

DM: "You're just a rich, white lacrosser, not a real athlete.", from someone who's jealous.

A bunch of dbags who think they're the best just because they play a sport with a stick and a helmet.

"Lacrossers are just a bunch of dbags who think they're tough.", said by someone who plays video games all day.

Text: "You're just a lacrosser, not a real person.", from someone who's been stuck in a basement for years.

DM: "Lacrossers are just a bunch of dbags who think they're cool.", from someone who can't even run a mile.