lacrosser
The only sport where rich white kids think they're the best just because they have a stick and a helmet.
"Why do you play lacrosse? You're rich enough to have a personal trainer!", said by a kid who can't even do push-ups.
"Lacrosse is for rich kids who think they're tough.", from someone who plays video games in a basement.
Text from a friend: "You're just a lacrosser, not a real person."