lacrosser
A spring sport for the kids who can't hit a curve ball and think they're tough because they have a stick.
"Lacrosse is for people who can't even hit a baseball.", said by a kid who failed baseball.
Text: "You're just a lacrosser, not a real baseball player.", from someone who can't even catch a ball.
DM: "You're a spring sport failure, not a real athlete.", from someone who thinks they're tough.