lacrosser
A sport for the un-athletic, the weak, and the ones who think they're cool just because they wear a helmet.
"Lacrosse is for people who can't even run a mile.", said by someone who walks to school.
DM: "Why do you play lacrosse? You're not even athletic!", from a kid who can't do 10 sit-ups.
"Lacrossers are the weakest of the weak.", from someone who can't even ride a bike.