lacrossed

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#lacrosse obsession #sport fag #real athlete

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when lacrosse hits you like a freight train and you can't stop thinking about it you're too hyped to sleep and you're gonna go play it again tomorrow because you're a real athlete not some baseball fag

You're stuck in math class and all you can think about is the face of your opponent in the final

Your mom asks if you want to go to the mall and you say no you want to go to the field

You text your best friend at 2 AM just to say you're gonna eat a whole pizza and run 5 miles in the morning

by Slangipedia 1d ago

the only sport where rich white kids flex their privilege and still think they're tough because they wear a helmet and run around with a stick

Your cousin went to a lacrosse camp and now he thinks he's the next big thing

You see a kid in a $2000 uniform and you laugh because he still can't throw a ball straight

You're at the mall and you hear someone say 'I play lacrosse' and you know they're lying

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a sport for the ugly kids who can't run fast or catch a ball and still think they're the best because they wear a mouth guard and run around with a stick

You're at the park and you see a kid trip over a tree and still think he's the best

Your brother plays lacrosse and he still thinks he's cool even though he fell off the field and got stuck in the grass

Your teacher says you're too weird for football so you pick lacrosse because you're too ugly for basketball

by Slangipedia 1d ago

you play lacrosse because you're too scared to play football and you're too lazy to play basketball

You're in the hallway and you hear someone say 'football' and you run out of the building

You're in the lunchroom and you say 'I play lacrosse' just to avoid talking about football

Your dad says you're too weak for football so you pick lacrosse because you're too weak for basketball

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a sport for the kids who can't hit a ball and still think they're cool because they run around with a stick

Your teacher says you're too weird for baseball and you pick lacrosse because you think you're cool

You're at the park and you see a kid who can't hit a ball and you laugh because he still thinks he's cool

You're in the hallway and you say 'I play lacrosse' just to avoid talking about baseball

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a sport for the white kids who think they're tough and still think they're rich because they wear a helmet and run around with a stick

You're at the mall and you see a kid in a $2000 uniform and you laugh because he still thinks he's rich

Your cousin says he plays lacrosse and he still thinks he's the best even though he fell off the field

You're in math class and you say 'I play lacrosse' just to avoid talking about math

by Slangipedia 1d ago

full of dbags who think baseball is weak and they're the best because they run around with a stick and still think they're tough

You're in the lunchroom and you hear someone say 'baseball fag' and you laugh because you're a lacrosse dbag

You're at the park and you see a kid who still thinks he's tough even though he fell off the field

Your teacher says you're too weird for baseball and you say 'we play lacrosse and we're tougher'

by Slangipedia 1d ago