lacrossed
the only sport where rich white kids flex their privilege and still think they're tough because they wear a helmet and run around with a stick
Your cousin went to a lacrosse camp and now he thinks he's the next big thing
You see a kid in a $2000 uniform and you laugh because he still can't throw a ball straight
You're at the mall and you hear someone say 'I play lacrosse' and you know they're lying