lacrossed
a sport for the ugly kids who can't run fast or catch a ball and still think they're the best because they wear a mouth guard and run around with a stick
You're at the park and you see a kid trip over a tree and still think he's the best
Your brother plays lacrosse and he still thinks he's cool even though he fell off the field and got stuck in the grass
Your teacher says you're too weird for football so you pick lacrosse because you're too ugly for basketball